
“Marriage! … Why, it is like living in a thimble with a hippopotamus!” ~ Phyllis Bottome. It’s nice and warm for the moment, but then your bedmate rolls over and crushes you.” ~ Donald Rumsfeld “When business accepts help from the government, it can be like going to bed with a hippopotamus. And now comes the problem… biting into it!” ~ Shel Silverstein All you do is simply take one slice of bread, one slice of cake, some mayonnaise, one onion ring, one hippopotamus, one piece of string, a dash of pepper. The bunnies, the giraffes, the hippopotamuses.” ~ Ted Turner “It looks like a miniature hippopotamus with badly-fitting panty hose all over.” ~ Roger Caras. “I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake and I can assure you that, awake or asleep, he is the ugliest of the works of God.” ~ Thomas B. The closest relatives of whales are hippopotamuses, even closer than any other cloven-hoofed animals.” ~ Richard Dawkins
“Molecular genetics can show off some surprising relationships like, for example, the close relationship of whales to hippopotamuses, which I think nobody ever guessed until molecular data was looked at.
“A man is born an artist as a hippopotamus is born a hippopotamus and you can no more make yourself one than you can make yourself a giraffe.” ~ John Ruskin. Are nutritionists on the wrong track?” ~ Erma Bombeck Lions who eat only red meat are sleek and slim. “The hippopotamus is a vegetarian and looks like a wall. “Once a month, a woman turns from a beautiful flower into an angry hippopotamus.” ~ Grace Helbig. “Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?” ~ Mitch Hedberg.
“There is an eagle in me that wants to soar, and there is a hippopotamus in me that wants to wallow in the mud.” ~ Carl Sandburg.“There is an eagle in me that wants to soar.” ~ Carl Sandburg.A collection of motivating, happy, and encouraging Hippopotamus quotes, Hippopotamus sayings, and Hippopotamus proverbs.